Typical Theater Geek Problems

submitted by sondheimbeatlesstarkidwhovian!

No. You are not a theater geek.

I’m in “Into the Woods Jr.” Right now as Cinderella, and I wish I was in the full version :/

“hopefully you get what I mean. Like, once when I was in Alice in Wonderland, the audience seemed to be dead. They didn’t laugh or anything. Worst. Audience. Ever.”

- Submitted by lilysev11!!!

Urban Dictionary…not really a problem, but yeah…

It’s enough to hyperventilate!

WHAT? NO.

Les Miserables, Next to Normal…

Ick. Blocking.

Those people aren’t THINKING in my book.